What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Oh my god you got to meet Steve Rogers.
All SUPERNATURAL fans just need to watch this.
You know what
Here’s my new headcanon
Don’t believe the fandom propaganda you see online, this is what the show is REALLY about.
i AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD HELP ME
Do I need this?
how to ruin a friendship:
- Show this to non-SPN Family friend as if this is the real show
- Make them watch the actual show
- Watch their world come crumbling down around them
THIS IS AWESOME OMG
If i wasnt already in the fandom, this would look so real XD
now i want this…omg
Time to demand a Movie? Yes!
So going though some AHS gifs and I spot this after staring at it for ten or so minutes I begin to think “Hey he looks a little like the goblins off harry potter”
anyone else get this at all?
sapphiremethoney answered: Blaine wakes kurt up from a nightmare?
this should be Season 5’s first scene
And turns out, Junior!Blaine, Santana’s fucked up outing, Karofsky’s suicide attempt, Quinn’s accident, not getting into NYADA and the whole break up storyline were just Kurt’s nightmare.
May I say…. If it where just a nightmare Ryan Murphy would receive an essay length hate mail from me for making my feels feel like they where stabbed repeatedly.
and that is saying something cause i refuse to write essays